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not going to school yet again because i threw up again

hey ok so i’ve never done one of these before and my one year is nov. 30th so why not do one now?? p.s. sorry for my lame ass edit but my photoshop isn’t working


5secondsof-preferences, 5sosexts, adoremikey, alexgaiskarth, anusirwin, ashton-hugs, badashluke, blowmikey, caldizzle, caloweenie, calum-horan, calumcuddled, calumornia, canihave5sos, clffo, cliffordsfalsettos, cliffoujia, cynicalcalum


dammit, delinquentsos, dimplesonboys, draculukes, dream-deliria, educashton, emojilucas, english-love-affair, f-ivesos, f-yeah-bands, faerieclifford, farmerirwin, fratboymxchael, g-o-t-t-a-g-e-t-o-u-t, ghostlylucas, ghoulishmuke, gimmedacliffaconda, goodgrls, greenlght


hallowmuke, hauntedmeme, heckahemmo, hemmoheartache, hemmohno, hemmomermaid, hohemmo, hulkcalum, ifyoudcntknow, imintodrummers, irwincasualty, irwinsecure, irwinsobs


laughmichael, loveslucas, lucassroberto, lukes-arctic-bird, lukeyswife, magicmuke, megamalum, menstrashton, michaelcliffdawg, michaelsmrsallamerican, michaelspimp, michaelthepunk, mikepistols, mikey-clifrod, mtvsociety, mypenguinn, ofhemminqs, ohemmoh, ohxcalumity, omg-hemmings, outofmylimit


piercedlukes, pizzacal, ponyboyash, poofirwin, punk-roque, punknugget, pvnkskeleton, radioirwin, ridinthecliffaconda, riplucas, scaryau, smurfyclifford, snuggleirwin, societyhood, spookieashton, spooksash, spoopyirwxn, spoopymike, stonedcashton, stopcalum2k14


takeashton, trickorhood, unpredictabcal, vegemiteash, weedclemmings


year6michael, yeet5sos, youre-such-a-calum

i know i’m forgetting people but these are the people i see on my dash/have talked to/think are extremely hella ok soz. btw most of these people i’ve been following since i started this tumblr so you’re hecka. also there are a bunch of other people on my blogroll


alright i got bored and said lets make a network so this is me and lily making a network i guess?



  • mbf me and lily
  • must fill out this survey
  • must reblog this!(likes don’t counts but you can like to bookmark)

perks of this network

  • new best friends!!
  • we will send you gifs,pictures,imagines,etc of your fave whenever tbh
  • group messages
  • people you can talk to when sad
  • did i mention new friends??
  • help with your blog (theme help,urls,etc)


  • we’ll be picking 10-15 people
  • we will be picking people on the 25th of October
  • we’ll send you a message on tumblr if you make it and we’ll make a post tagging you

things to increase your chances

  • make a post saying why you think you should be in Got Muke? and tag it #gotmuke or #lislieoverhere (we’ll be tracking both)
  • make us edits,manips,blurbs,etc (with our fave but it can be with whoever tbh)
  • talk to us!!
  • reblog our selfies

picking only if we get a good amount of applications


no shame grunge filters

calling yourself grunge doesn’t make you grunge

Anonymous said: HEY! YOU! YOU'Re cute

omf i’m blushing thank you







if you’re reading this, we’re dating.

we’re actually married so…..

why was i not informed of this

I didn’t realize you needed to know

where’s my million dollar engagement ring?

I sent it in the mail, should be there any minute

i can’t be with you if our relationship is built upon lies



lily writes smut ft. the not so cool natalie

lily writes very graphic smut watch out

best smut you’ve ever read don’t lie


this line just really means a lot to me. 

Anonymous said: can i nominate its-canada-here for nicest blogger??

reblog/like for its-canada-here to win nicest blogger!

blog awards






lesbianesque[tw: homophobic violence]


Today my hometown was struck by a disgusting hardship.

A woman this afternoon was found by a neighbor, bleeding and naked. She was attacked in her home because she was gay. Two or more men broke into her home through the basement and proceeded to tag her basement. They found the homeowner, who is an open lesbian, and stabbed, assaulted, and carved “dyke” into her chest. They attempted to burn her house to the ground, but the gas only sparked. Somehow, this woman (who remains anonymous until she decides to come out on her own time) was able to escape. She was found naked, bound with zip ties, and bloody. She is still alive and in the hospital. A candle light vigil was held in her name tonight, where more than 500 people from Lincoln and surrounding cities and states joined to talk about the hate and to pay homage to the victim.

A recovery fund has been set up to help her cover medical bills and anything she may need. That link can be found here, along with a link from the original news story.

Notes: Article taken directly from the Lincoln Journal Star website

Pictures are courtesy of Lincoln Journal Star and Steve Andel Photography. I do not own any rights to anything posted.


Why doesn’t this get a full day of news coverage and nationwide outrage?

I know someone who lives just blocks away with her partner. They are terrified. It’s sickening.

To the anon who claimed mocking a T-shirt in support of Joe Paterno is a hate crime: No. THIS is a hate crime.

Absolutely, utterly horrifying.

Why the FUCK isn’t this on the news. I just watched the news for like two hours, no mention of this. What the fuck.

Scary Pumpkin 7